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11 Tagalog Kalokohan Quotes to Make Us Laugh Out Loud

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Tagalog funny and pure "kalokohan" quotes that will make us laugh out loud. Enjoy humorous Filipino non-sense that will tickle your day and leaving you in good mood.

Read quotes about funny Pinoy life that will lighten your mood. Kalokahan quotes in tagalog that is design to make us LOL( laugh out loud ). Enjoy funny Pinoy humor that you can share to tease your friends and special someone.

Kalokohan Quotes to Tease & Reminisce Friendships

Enjoy tagalog friendships quotes that will surely make your friends feeling nostalgic. Pinoy quotes that will remind us of the happy and pure "kalokohan" memories we had with our friends. Reminisce together and enjoy the bond with fun and humorous friends with these quotes. Escape the stressful days and enjoy Pinoy humor. Tagalog jokes that will surely make those frustrating days, fun and laughable.

Greet your friends with quotes that will tickle their childish side. Laugh and enjoy the day with the best companions.

Witty & Funny Tagalog Quotes to Lighten Our Mood

Feeling stress? Read witty tagalog quotes that will make your day fun and joyful. Funny Pinoy quotes that will lighten the stressful mood. Leave the anxiety away and laugh it out loud. Enjoy witty quotes and jokes that can turn those frustrations away, or maybe not, might actually get it worst because of all the stupidity.

But surely, it will lighten the mood. Escpecially if you can understand tagalog and the Filipino humor.

Sweet Humorous Pinoy Quotes to Greet Your Love Ones

Tease your special someone with sweet tagalog quotes, except this quotes has a little naughty twists. Enjoy and laugh with your loves ones from quotes images that will tickle their heart and at the same time put a sweet smile in their face. Just get ready for those flirty punch and pinches. Put a twist in your good morning greetings with this witty humorous quotes.

Having a great laugh with your special someone makes the day more enjoyable. Be sure to put a smile in your "jowa's" face every morning with this witty Pinoy quotes.

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Malamang sa Alamang eh, Hinayaan Natin Silang Ma-stress

Kung alam ko lang
na hindi bilang as one act of kindness.
Ang kusang pag-abot ko
ng mga bayad nila sa jeep.

Malamang sa alamang eh,
hinayaan ko silang ma-stress.


Kulang sa Kulay ang Kwento ng Buhay Kung Walang Kalokohan

Kulang sa kulay
ang kwento ng buhay mo,
kung wala kang mga kababatang
kasamang bumuo nito.

Kaway-kaway sa mga kaibigan nating
nagturo sa'tin ng mga kalokohan.


Minsan Pilyo Din Ang Mundo

Minsan pilyo din ang mundo.
Tuturuan kang umasa't,
magmahal ng todo-todo.
Para lang saktan ng tao
na hindi naniniwalang,
dapat pag biyernes, munggo.


Saludo sa mga Kaibigan Kong Kumakayod

Saludo sa mga kaibigan kong
kumakayod kahit kulang sa TULOG.
Mga kaibigan kong PUYAT dahil beer
ang ginamit na pang-MUMOG.



Dapat Talaga Sayo ang Buong Sahod Ko

Dapat talaga sayo ang
buong sahod ko. Dahil
habang nagtatrabaho ako,
maghapon kang nakaduty
sa isip at puso ko.


Buti Pa Sila Ligong Ligo

Buti pa sila LIGONG LIGO
kahit madaling araw.
Ako, tamang tago sa sulok
kasi talo sa GINAW.


Sa Inyo na ang Yaman

Sa inyo na ang yaman, pagibig
at kapangyarihan.
Basta pag umulan ng biyaya
akin ang masandal tulog na katangian.


Ngayon nga'y Nakamit na ang Minimithi

napilitang magpakilala sa iyong itay,
nangakong lagi ng susundin ang iyong inay,
napalaban para makuha ang iyong kamay,
ngayon nga'y nakamit na ang minimithing password ng inyong wifi